6.07.2011

We haven't stopped loving you.


I've spent the last few months coming up with baby name ideas, for my future baby. Let it not impede your band name search any longer.


Jerk Circles [pr: jurk sur-kuhls] - noun, adjective :

A large part of punk rock is spoof and word play, just ask John Cougar Concentration Camp. Keith Morris would probably approve, but look down upon you...for still having a punk rock band.

Heaven or Las Vegas [pr: hev-uhn awr lahs vey-guhs] - noun, conjuction:

You should jump on this, before some shitty Director/Screenwriter use it, for a straight-to-Netflix-InstantPlay, Rom-Com does. No need to sound like the Cocteau Twins, but you should at least like/be able to name a few tracks (other than this one) from their catalog. Come on, we've all lied and told a cute girl we like the Cocteau Twins.

Also Known As... [pr: awl-soh nohn az ] - adverb, verb, adverb:

Let the moniker conundrum and overall hip hop silliness begin! Your album must be full of confusing double entendres, and over-the-top word play. Instead of self-titling your first record, it will be called, "Introducing: Emcee Also Known As... aka 'AKA'." Also, how come hip hop groups don't seem to exist anymore? Just solo rappers?

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