11.12.2010

Bi-lingual and Hip Hop Suggestions

Ca Va? Ca Va [pr: Sah Vah? Sah Vah] - Its French:

Anyone with a few years of basic High School French can appreciate this one. If you need a clearer illustration of how this is used in everyday conversation, we defer to The Flight of The Concords. You should look stylish in black. Middle-of-The-Country Americans won't be able to tell if you're a foreigner or not? You will fit in playing at Cake Shop in NYC...bands like The Virgins will love you, and plead with their label to sign you as well.

AGAMEMNON [pr: ag-uh-mem-nuhn] - noun:

Greek Mythology is an untapped resource in my opinion. If you're an Emcee, stuck without a name, please consider. You can get in a crew with the likes of Jeru The Damaja, and Afu-Ra. You can make Agamemnon work...there's words that rhyme with Agamemnon...Tron, Thong, Flan...see? Also works if you're a former member in a band like Glassjaw, and have formed a post hardcore band with other members of defunct bands.

THE CAB BABIES [pr: kab bey-bees] - noun, noun:

This is an incredulous ode to pregnant mothers who unwillingly delivered their offspring in the back of a taxi cab, en route to the hospital...and possibly had to deal with a very flustered Sikh driver in the aftermath. Sound wise? I say use the element of surprise, with this band name. I'd personally show up early, to see the opener for a band like Superchunk, if they were called 'The Cab Babies'. Be prepared for a possible plethora of unwanted parallels to Death Cab For Cutie, though.

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